Blow Blow

BLOW BLOW
Tagline: "More smoke, more chaos."
Card Bio:
This hyperactive hothead chain-smokes candy canes and vapes glitter. Blow Blow is in your face, on your nerves, and somehow still on the mic. He'll host the show, fight the bouncer, DJ the afterparty, and still find time to hotbox the bouncy castle. ADHD with aside of paranoia, this clown's more wired than the tent poles,
Stats:
Nicotine Intake: Lethal
Volume: All caps
Interruptions Per Hour:37
Likelihood of Accidentally Setting Himself on Fires High