Shanky

SHANKY
Tagline: "A balloon in one hand, a toothbrush shiv in the other!" Card Bio:
Locked up in Clown town Penitentiary for 17 consecutive life sentences (plus parole for good behaviour lol), Shanky isn't your average party clown, He juggles soap, carves balloon animals into weapons, and tattoos teardrops on himself out of boredom. Says he's reformed, but don't bend over to pickupa squirting flower around him.
Stats:
• Stabbiness: 10/10
Escapability:1/10
Banana Peels Slipped On: 8
Last Words:"I hope there's blood!"