Sniffer

SNIFFER
Tagline: "Five feet of filth and finesse!"
Card Bio:
Sniffer might be small, but his rap sheet is long enough to double as a fire breather's scarf. He's a greasy little gremlin who knows how to charm, distract, and disappear. He once groped a mime mid-performance and got astanding ovation. Banned from petting zoos, flea markets, and 3 different clown unions. If you see him sniffing around it's already too late.
Stats?
Height: 5'0" (53" with top hat)
* Creep Factor: Maxed out
Charges Pending: Classified Likability: Frustratingly high