Cracked up

CRACKED UP
Tagline: "High on fumes, low on standards."
Card Bio:
Cracked Up's been banned from 14 rehab facilities and one children's party franchise. His bloodstream is 70% regret and 30% mystery powder.
He chain-laughs to avoid crying, but mostly just screams into puddles.
Nobody's sure how he's still alive, including him. Thinks reality is a conspiracy and clowns are part of it which is awkward, 'cause he is one
Stats:
Mental Stability: Negative
Substance Count: Too many to alphabetize
Nose Durability: Worn down to cartilage
I Job Status: Technically still on the flyer