Big Stoney

BIG STONY
Tagline: "Puffin' louder than his alibi.
Card Bio:
Half mob boss, half blunt, Big Stony doesn't clown around unless there's smoke involved. Runs the circus from the back of a lowrider ice cream truck, talks like Tony Soprano, dresses like he's ready to freestyle, and eats like someone's always tryna poison him. Always lit, always watching, and always one to pass the joint, but never the aux cord.
Stats:
• Appetite: Dangerous
THC Levels: Medicinally offensive
Side Hustles:12
Last Words (every time): "It's strictly business, bozo."