Xanny

XANNY
Tagline: "Why clown around when you can lie down?"
Card Bio:
Xanny's not sad, he's just horizontal. This rainbow-puffed downer devotee is more mellow than a sloth on Valium. He once nodded off mid-gig and still got a standing ovation... mostly because the kids thought he was dead. Loves warm milk, whispered arguments, and whatever pills don't have a name. His catchphrase? "Wake me up never."
Stats:
Energy:2/100
Memory: Lost it
Drug Test: Failed before it started
11, Party Trick: Sleeping through fire alarms